Planning to return to campus in October for “Coming Home 2025”? Are you letting advancing age and innumerable ailments interfere with the joy and satisfaction of trekking to Hanover from your downsized residence in Sedona, Arizona, or Guadalajara, Mexico? Can’t make it this year owing to conflicts with your colonoscopy and estate planning? Are you still on probation from that unfortunate automobile-related error in judgment? Fearful that in your absence your irritating children may locate “a place for Dad (or Mom)”? To encourage your participation, here are our “Top Ten Reasons for Showing Up at Coming Home 2025”: 10, attend live Tuck seminar on “guaranteed cash flow of a reverse mortgage”; 9, gather on Saturday night with old friends to swap medications and share horror stories about Medicare; 8, see your old flame’s revenge photos on the new John Sloan Dickey jumbotron at Yale game halftime; 7, celebrate inauguration of the groundbreaking Dartmouth quantum singularity dating hotline for seniors; 6, grab swag including autographed Sian Beilock bug-out tote bag, complimentary Metamucil energy bars, and chiropractic adjustments on demand; 5, vote on new class of ’69 motto: “A clean colon is a happy colon” vs. “We’ll see you in court”; 4, unveil world’s largest beer can pyramid where the Agent Orange-contaminated biology building once proudly stood; 3, introduce yourself in bars as “Al Gore, Dartmouth ’69” (who would know?); 2, win photoshopped Phi Beta Kappa certificates and monogrammed All-Ivy hockey jerseys (you deserve them). And the No. 1 reason for attending Coming Home 2025: all-day uninterrupted class reading aloud of Paradise Lost and Moby Dick!
Information and updates are available on the class of ’69 website at dartmouth69.org, along with a boatload of relevant and timely class-related news. This Class Notes column is now by DAM policy officially limited in length, but the unrestricted class newsletter receives superlative reviews. Content includes essays, reflections, travel updates, photographs, and reports on class activities and future events. My phone number and email are below, so call me or write with questions or your latest news. Stay in touch and see you in October!
—John “Tex” Talmadge, 3519 Brookline Lane, Farmers Branch TX 75234; (214) 673-9250; johntalmadgemd@gmail.com