We asked for favorite quotations and received 39. Darby Bradley quotes his ’38 father: “Wouldn’t you be just as happy if you had some sense?” John Rhead quotes his father: “Friends don’t let friends drive drunk.” Warren Cook quotes Teddy Roosevelt: “The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, [whose] place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” Jack Harris quotes J.F.K.: “Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.”
Roy Kinsey quotes U.S. Gen. James Mattis: “Be polite, be professional but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.” Ted Haynes quotes Plato: “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” Ed Gray quotes George Carlin: “We all know how dumb the average American is. Remember, half of them are dumber than that.” Peter Strassberger quotes his ’31 father: “In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.” David Lowenstein quotes Rod Stewart: “I wish that I knew then what I know now.” Peter Thomas quotes Andy Rooney: “Life is like a roll of toilet paper—the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes!” Fred Behringer quotes Yoda: “Do or do not. There is no try.” Sam Ostrow quotes Gerard Manley Hopkins: “The just man justices; keeps grace that keeps all his goings graces.” Ellis Regenbogen quotes Walt Disney: “Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.” Charlie Hoeveler quotes Paul Simon: “After changes upon changes we are still more or less the same.” Dean Ericson quotes George Burns: “By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.” John Manopoli quotes James Thurber: “He who hesitates is sometimes saved.” Dave Larson quotes Brett Maverick: “Everyone’s equal in the sight of the law, but what kind of odds are those?” Thomas Moore shares: “If you’re on the wrong train, it’s best to get off because the longer you stay on the harder it is to get back. And I am not talking about trains.” Read submissions in full at www.1967.dartmouth.org!
—Larry Langford, P.O. Box 71, Buckland, MA 01339; 1967damnotes@gmail.com