A classmate who describes me as his “wordsmith therapist” and wishes to remain anonymous, an unnecessary plea given the name he adopts in the description of his relationship to me, has provided the following story. All errors in use of words that may identify one who did not score well in word choice at Dartmouth are his.
“My longtime affection for the American West and curiosity about Dartmouth students who came ‘back east’ from the Rocky Mountain states and beyond to the Pacific Coast, often prompt my ongoing selection of books to read. A recent choice is Gretchen McCarthy’s new book, titled Norman Maclean: A Life of Letters and Rivers. Maclean’s book A River Runs Through It has sold nearly 2 million copies in several languages. Many moviegoers have enjoyed Robert Redford’s film adaptation of his book. Maclean declined acceptance by Yale and Harvard to come to Dartmouth from Montana in the class of 1924 because Dartmouth was ‘outdoorsy.’ He and Ted ‘Dr. Seuss’ Geisel were the twosome that jointly produced the Jack-O-Lantern. Maclean recalled Geisel as ‘the craziest guy I ever met.’ That makes me wonder: Who were the craziest guys in the class of 1956?”
Secretary’s note: I will accept answers to the question posed for inclusion in the next edition.
Word of the day: lucubrate—to study, especially by night; produce scholarly written material. In Hanover the night before the essay was due in English 2.03, we lucubrated in hopes the resulting product would impress Professor Booth.
H.L. Mencken wrote, “It is the natural tendency of the ignorant to believe what is not true.” Today, more than ever.
With sadness I report the passing of Richard Walter Hallagan, Roger L. Emerson, Ph.D.,and Thomas M. Nichols, M.D.
—Chuck Woodhouse, 6 Glenbrook Way #159, Medway, MA 02053; (508) 202-2447; kirk8202@gmail.com